GUESS THE MAGPIE.
WELL, WHERE DO I START…


Howland's work of art?



Well, first we have a girl, constantly on the ground,

Through all her diving around..

She's gone in a blink-

Dedication I think.




WOW. 100 national league goals?

Brings the biscuits, and puts them in the bowls?

At training she snapped her stick-

Now who's the dick




ATTENTION. Yes captains next.

1 bruises with just a small touch to the skin,

But that doesn't matter, as long as we win!

But please don't get sent to the sin bin!




Capt no 2. Has a reach better than I don't know who.

And can track back faster than I can say BOO!




1 word for this person- ' there'

Training – there.

Matches- there.

Socials- there.

Had a baby- guesss what- SHES NOT THERE. shes here.

She's like a musketeer!

She's also our voice on the pitch,

Just like on the side line, yes Mr Sitch.




This girl ALWAYS (and I repeat ALWAYS) has to have a piddle,

And plays on the right in the middle,

But I'm so disappointed she doesn't play the fiddle.




This next person can run, and run and run.

And wouldn't surprise me if she could run to the sun.

Yes, she does like her sport,

But also can write a damn good match report.




You do love a good ol snack a jack,

But if I don't give you one- don't give me a whack.

Also shes Always ahead, this gal.

Yes, it's she dreaded fitness pal.

Naughty naughty, this girl sometimes can be,

Don't worry; my knowledge is under lock and key.




FOOD O'CLOCK NEXT.

Chocolate, sweets, crisps, every little bit.

You name it, she's got it.

WIMP SHIRT GIRL SHE IS TOO- always chilly,

Yes that's you Willie.




This persons just had a baby,

Is she cuter than her mummy? Maybe…




BACKBOARDS, POST UP, PIN THEM IN, LEFT FOOT, GET AHEAD, CHANNEL, GET SOMETHING- GET SOMETHING, TRACK BACK, I SAID BACKBOARDS. PRESS PRESS PRESS.

Yes… I think you can guess….




Shirt number 1 you may be.

Yes our golie..

But I mean driving strait past the turning of your own hockey ground?

defiantly a fine, of 1 pound.




This teacher can certainly smack a ball.

Probably hard enough, to go through a brick wall.

But I think you need a new car,

Then you can drive to Surbiton- you star.




You were the driver when I forgot all my kit.

Lucky we didn't get further, you have to admit.




This person had the pleasure of traveling to Bristol with me.

B- HAM? How Many Miles per hour? Debris on the road? WHAT?

Okay, YOU PUT UP WITH ME A LOT.

Any way this person likes to run out 1 at a short corner too..

I mean, I'd rather eat my shoe.




Another car buddy to Bristol you were….

MARSHMELLOWS,

I DON'T LIKE TO BELLOW.

This person never fails to bring them,

You gem.




DON'T WORRY I HAVNT FORGOTTEN YOU… Mrs charming,

You're the one that loves Agricultural farming..

What's that miller…? Yes, that's crops….

I think I'd better stop.




Written by Jess Howland.